Today on the wonderful, and stylishly entertaining MSNBC Countdown with Keith Olbermann, he talked about Anna Nicole Smith........no seriously he did.......just like everyone else..........the body can be buried on MARS for Pete's sake..............who fucking cares anymore............
But he did talk about one of my favorite athletes over on the West Coast. This certain Arizona State University attendee, first round draft pick by the Pittsburgh Pirates, and single season home run record holder apparently had some shoe and hat sizing issues revealed today. When Barry Bonds, now 42 years old, came to San Francisco a while ago, his Equipment Manager issued the outfielder his numerous shoes, socks, stirrups, pants, shorts, sliding shorts, shirts, jerseys, workout gear, wet gear, gloves, and what not, just like everyone else. But this guy thought it would be a good idea to take note of a few things: his shoe size, 10.5, and his hat size, 7 1/8. To the ordinary mind of a Midwest American sports fan, this information doesn't sound very interesting. However, to a person that is a borderline conspiracy theorist and sports medicine enthusiast, I want to see those numbers for his hat and shoe size NOW!!
Testosterone supplements that were thrown around in the BALCO rooms by Victor Conti like Dianabols, Andros, Decas, and Durabolins, produce some serious effects on the body: LIKE GETTING FUCKING HUGE!!!! Human Growth Hormones, like the ones Landis lost his Tour de France Title for also produce paralleling effects: MASSIVE GROWTH!!!
An average male human being's feet and hands sieze their continued growth at the age of 19, while outliers to the stats stop growing at 21, or even 23 in rare cases. Sooooooo, Barry shouldn't be growing at the ripe old age of 42 huh???? Barry's current sizes.........................HAT........7 1/2.......... Shoe...............13.5........................ don't really help this argument. I mean, Barry managed to grow his feet three sizes and his hat size, after the shaved head, with the help of anabolic steroids. If you don't believe that, you must have voted for Nader.
With all the controversy that surrounded the Baseball Hall of Fame voting today, (nobody got in,) a real sports fan has to realize what the voters are trying to do: Make the Hall of Fame only for the true elitists. What about Barry?? Does he get in when it is his turn???He did hit some serious homers that he attests were not assisted by illegal agents.........really........i mean really.......... I don't know, but that's why i am not on the selection committee for the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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