Happy Presidents Day

So on this important holiday i would like to wish a happy birthday to the guy on the quarter and the other guy on the penny (even though today is not their birthdays, but hey the government workers haven't had a day off from work since MLK day a whole month ago.)
Now on to my thoughts.....
Story number one: Liverpool soccer star attacks teammate... while singing?
True story members of the Liverpool futbol team were involved in a dispute over karaoke. Craig Bellamy struck his teammate in the leg with a golf club after disagreeing who won a karaoke contest (Si.com). Lets put this in a context that we can understand, cause none of us Americans know futbol. This is the equivalent to having Tank Johnson attack Rex Grossman because he thought he was a better singer (I agree that Tank and his army win this fight every time). This story makes me question if we really need to bring futbol to this country.
Story number two: Baby Brady!
In case you hadn't heard the one and only Tom Brady knocked up his ex-girlfriend. That's right the NFL draft 2028 NFL mock drafts are starting to come out and Mel's big board has baby Brady at the top. I also like to thank Tom for the lesson in love, step one knock up girlfriend, step two dump her ass, step three: chase supermodels. (i heard he used three other steps while chasing the supermodels, step1 put a hole in a box, step 2 put your junk in that box, step 3 make her open box, works everytime!) I always used to wonder why i loved Brady so much, now i know he is the role model for our male generation, fuck Jordan i want to be like Tom!
Story three: The end of my favorite television show!
Yes tonight appears to be the end of one of my favorite TV shows, Studio Sixty on the Sunset Strip looks as if it will be airing its final regular episode tonight. I find it ironic that a show that started its run by trashing the current television landscape in a five minute monologue will be taken off the air and be replaced by crap. We have shows about swapping spouses, training our out of control children, guessing which box has the most money, and stranding people on an island. It makes me sick that show that discusses the role of the FCC, race relations in the work place, drug addictions in the upper class, and presents substance each and every week can be canned for the crap people watch today. I think it is clear that just by examining a sheet of television ratings we are becoming less intelligent as a country. Well with that i bid a farewell...

PS: Also i would like to tell all that the new Japanese restaurant on 23rd street which is called Yokohama should be pronounced "YO-K Mama" trust me on this. (hope this works).